How about instead of saying “me and my husband are currently trying for a baby,” you say: “me and my husband are constantly having hot sex wherever we go and I don’t care who knows,” you cowards.
Because ITS NOT ALL ABOUT SEX WHEN YOURE TRYING TO HAVE A CHILD????
Yes it is. I saw you tag this “you’re so stupid”, but I’ll have you know I have three dicks
Or how about you say “my husband and I” you grammatically challenged fuck.
*furiously swipes my computer off the desk in a fit of rage* IVE BEEN FUCKING SLAYED BY THE WEB TROLLS YET AGAIN. HONEY, THIS ANTI VIRUS SOFTWARE DOES NOTHING!!!!
I’ve stumbled upon a new subject of body hatred: Montgomery’s glands, which are little bumps on the areola, which everyone has. And there are women wanting to get them removed because their husbands won’t like them, a woman who actually did get them surgically reduced, a 14-year-old girl resolving to eat healthier and exercise more and hoping they’ll go away eventually…
filed under: examples of men being fuckshits.
The whole “never kink shame” thing is bonkers because of the implied suggestion that the moment something becomes sexually arousing, it can no longer be criticized, because it really should be the other way around shouldn’t it?
Like, you can’t be like, “You like to dress up like a baby and stare at your cat’s butthole? You’re fucking weird dude. Wait, you say you get an erection when you do it? Oh okay. Never mind. You’re good.”